Oh, childhood. A time when we were all more innocent, and adults protected us from the ugliness of the real world. Or did they? These memes suggest that maybe there were more horrifying subtexts in the movies and TV shows we loved than we realized at the time. Can’t we sue for emotional distress?
1. John Smith (and Prince Charming) could have been convicted of statutory rape.
2. Timon and Pumbaa were voyeurs.
3. The Rugrats ate a snack called “Cum-Like Squirmy.”
4. All the animals you loved are dead now.
5. She’s nowhere near his mouth…
6. Helga was pretty open with expressing her sexuality.
7. Peter Pan wasn’t just a happy-go-lucky kid-lover.
8. This cop was talking dirty to the witches from Hocus Pocus.
9. Ducky died a horrible, violent death.
10. Disney set pretty low standards for desirable men.
