Florida resident Christine Faith Baker, 47, offered a man, who was in fact an undercover cop, sex in exchange for two McDouble cheeseburgers off the dollar menu. The cop had been trolling for hookers, and after offering the woman a ride, told her he was looking “to fuck” and asked her “if she wanted to help me out with that.” After establishing the terms of the exchange, the cop bought the burgers at $2.75, after tax, and she directed him to a vacant parking lot “to park in to complete the deal.”
The prostitute did up the ante, suggesting he also give her a tip, but of the $60 the cop gave her, she only kept $40. The source is unclear whether Christine partook of the tantalizing McDoubles before a takedown team upset the terms of the contract.
Baker was booked for misdemeanor prostitution charge, set for a May 1 court date, and released Saturday morning. She could face up to 60 days in jail and a $500 fine.
This is one of those stories that’s so tragic it’s almost funny.
Wait… Let me get this straight.. The cop bought her the burgers, AFTER already knowing that he was buying them so that he could get fucked. He then fucks the prostitute, gives her a $60 tip, and then, he busts her??? Who’s more at fault here, the cop or the prostitute? It sounds to me like the cop literally went out of his way to buy the bitch a couple cheeseburgers, just so that he could get his small donut penis wet, and then, he flips her a tip, and then he has her busted?? Ummm… It sounds to me like he was desperate for sex, got what he wanted, liked it, but, because he was an officer, he “had” to do his job… Either that or he’s just another asshole who doesn’t deserve to wear his badge.