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Police Officer Caught Masturbating on Video While on Duty

Jim Vassallojim
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A police sergeant in Santa Fe, New Mexico is in a bad situation after a video caught him masturbating while he was on duty. The video has recently been released and it was filmed by the dashboard camera of the officer’s cruiser. The video released to the media does not show the inside of the cruiser but has audio that is quite steamy. The officer in question is Sgt. Mike Eiskant.

One former officer, Shannon Brady, was not surprised at the news of the video as Brady said that Eiskant had a bad reputation as a stalker of women and a ‘creeper.’ Brady attempted to file a harassment complaint against Eiskant years ago with the Santa Fe Police Department’s human resource division. The complaint was filed with compliance officer Raymond Rael, who is not the police chief for the department.

You can hear on the video his audio-erotic situation and the sound of a zipper can be heard clearly. The officer seems to be masturbating while looking at a nude picture of a woman on his cellphone. The video is a total of 10 minutes and at one time in the video the officer can be heard saying, “Oh, show me those big beautiful breasts, baby.”

“They had plenty of opportunities over the course of many years to do something about it and they refused to,” Brady said.

When Brady tried to file the claim, Rael asked if she was “doing this only because of all the rumors against Mike Eiskant stalking women.” Rael instead offered mediation between the two parties but Brady declined. Rael has said that he is unaware of any other complaints against Eiskant, who has never been placed on administrative leave. Eiskant is scheduled to retire in November.

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“I did not have prior knowledge, and if I did, I would have acted,” Rael said.

When Eiskant was promoted to the rank of sergeant he was issued the badge number 69. Rael explained that he did not know the reason why this happened.

“Is it possible that it is coincidental?” Rael said. “I suppose, but I can’t speak to that issue one way or another.”

A statement from the Attorney General Gary King’s office said that Eiskant promised he “will never again become a law enforcement officer anywhere in the United States,” as part of his plea deal. The agreement also states that “probation length, at initial sentencing, shall not exceed one year, and may be converted to unsupervised probation, in the discretion of the court, after any mandatory counseling has been completed.”

Eiskant entered a no contest plea in Bernalillo County District Court in front of Judge Reed Sheppard for other issues. The no contest pleas were for two counts of attempt to commit a felony for false imprisonment, one count of stalking, two counts of harassment and charges for larceny and possession of marijuana. The criminal complaint details that seven of the charges happened in 2011 and plenty of them involved women in traffic stops.

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  6. Law enforcement is the largest criminal organization in the US. Only low IQ pervs are even attracted to this kind of job.

  7. Idiot should have done that before he left the house…he deserves to get into some serious trouble for having a case of the terminal dumbazz.

  9. The Police are the baby sitters and trash collectors of the Welfare State. Most decent people don’t need or want them around because you can’t hang around low lifes all day and not pick up some of their morals.

  14. What’s the big deal? Amnericans are ALL sexual deviants. That’s why you WAR CRIMINAL MF join the Army, so you can travel overseas and rape little Iraqi girls and then shoot them in the back of the head afterwards to cover-up your crimes.

  20. I do not know what is worse. The sexual acts of this cop or the salacious reporting by a reporter who looks like he him self does the same thing in his dressing room.

  25. Better he assault himself than some innocent person on the streets. No wonder these guys are fighting to make it illegal to video record them on the job. Sucks for the state when its own tactics are used against it, huh?

  26. This was totally unnecessary to share with the public. It should have been taken care of internally. The police officer needs psychiatric help.

  31. Hey, Barack Obama might want to hire this moron as a czar. Obama hired Jennings and a couple other perv’s ! Pay is good and benefits in the Obama administration seem to be to just “rip of the tax payers” and it is ok!

  32. He should have given “him” a good beating – then broke his neck!!! Grrrrrrrr on Tax Payer $$$!! FIRE his A$$ -ASAP!!

  33. if u were caught doing what he did the chief would be arresting u for “lewd acts” but hey, they never go after their own. “internal affairs” is a crock, doj-fbi used to investigate criminal cops until eric “the racist coward” holder became top cop. don’t forget to vote obama 2012 so we can see this all day, every from gov’t employees

  35. if u were caught doing what he did the chief would be arresting u for “lewd acts” but hey, they never go after their own. “internal affairs” is a crock, doj-fbi used to investigate criminal cops until eric “the racist coward” holder became top cop. don’t forget to vote obama 2012 so we can see this all day, every day from gov’t employees

  38. who cares? is this really a big deal? if he were a celebrity in Hollywood and got caught doing this he would be rewarded with a 3 picture deal and go on the talk show circuit. SO he rubbed one out…BFD! Get over yourselves media…this guy must be a republican or conservative, considering how HARD they are reporting on the story 🙂

  40. I’m disappointed to hear the negative remarks about police in regards to this situation. on the whole, our society is
    better off and safer and perhaps more civil because of our
    police force.

    lawyers have made the exception the rule in our society in
    general, i think that they have changed the nature of our police into a beauracracy.

    and i agree very much with the other commentor – this is
    an internal police matter, and it is very sad that this made it to the internet.

    lastly, the rest of you should grow up. he’s a man.
    men are designed by evolution to pursue vicarious and
    opportunistic sex. inanppropriate behavior in the circumstance, but 2 or 3 in five would be lying to say
    they have not bitten at the apple.

  43. Figures a bunch of TeaBaggers who’ve already choked their respective chickens today and hence are unsympathetic to this poor officer’s need to grapple with the evidence, would attempt to make this yet another (yawn) political debate. The only correlation is Mitt is a four-letter word.

  44. I guess the police are doing so well keeping crime to a minimum that he has time for these shenanigans…what’s the problem? Haha!

  48. For all those who disagree with this going public, did you not read the last paragraph? He should have been publicly prosecuted a long time ago. It boogles my mind that people rarely read a whole article before commenting.

  52. Videos like this should not be released. There is no compelling public interest, NO compelling interest in embarassing people.

  58. I personally think that this is one of the best uses of a cops time verses harassing the citizens. The fact that it has hit the national/world news via Drudge Report is the best possible justice for everyone. LOL, keep fu**ing that chicken mr police guy.

  61. Don’t get *whacked* by this guy!

    He likes to *pull* extra duty!

    He showed signs of police work when in prep school, he oversaw one of its halls as a trusted senior. He was the Master of Bates!

  64. From the chief on up who knew about the complaints all should be FIRED, What INCOMPETENCE in allowing this criminal to continue HIDE behind the BADGE and put the CITIZENS at RISK.

  69. He’s just a cop and was forced to resign. Bill Clinton does worse and is made a hero of the Democrat Party. Go figure.

  71. Politicians, celebrities, and high-level executives do similarly tasteless things and society lets them off with hardly a second thought…so why is everybody out to get this guy?

  72. Finally a beautiful story with a not so happy ending. I think there is a lot of down time in the 69 car. The criminals benefited when the police office had his hands full and his eye closed. Just proves that men need a lot of sex or they will commit crimes I blame the women.

  75. Retiring in November? Shouldn’t he just beat it now?
    Sorry, that came out wrong… Oops did it again.

    Can the Sgt come to grips with his being tossed off the force…I gotta stop with the puns.

    One more – Are the cops going to investigate one of their own getting whacked? Even if it is a self whacking?

    Is this guy’s sobriety test to stand on one leg close his eyes and touch his…wait for it… nose?
    Sheesh you people need to get your mind out of the gutter.

    Was this guy envious of the K-9 officers? If I could lick myself I’d never leave my cruiser!!!!

    Tip your waitresses. I will be here all week.

  77. Just a couple more:
    Did he cop a plea or cop a feel?
    Did he confess or did he beat it out of himself?
    Wakka Wakka!
    So there’s no chance of getting promoted from Sgt Eiskant to Major Wood?
    The agreement also states that “probation length, at initial sentencing, shall not exceed one year, or three inches which ever comes first” HELLO!

  78. Police have terribly stressful jobs. Let this man walk away from it. How many of you would trade jobs with him even if it meant a pay raise? Respect a horny cop.

  81. This perv cop looks amazingly like Al-global-warming-Gore. Somebody should find out where Algore was when this “footage” was captured.

  84. I bet this guy is registered with the Democrat Party. The give away was when they said he was a pervert and a pot smoker. Typical lib.

  85. Oh right, we got a bunch of virtuous Dudley Do-Rights who never whipped their rats and wouldn’t ever consider it huh? Liars, the lot of you. How many times you been caught? How many times you left some tracks on your pants? Phony moral outrage. Probably choking your gophers right now.

  91. Reports are that this was worse than the Rodney King beating. However, pounding your pud is not against the law. It’s OK to commit assault on a dead weapon.

  94. So when was masturbating a crime? Geeze, give the guy a break, he needed to relax! C’mon folks, spend your time on what is important.

  99. “When Eiskant was promoted to the rank of sergeant he was issued the badge number 69. Rael explained that he did not know the reason why this happened.”
    Why what happened? Is there something about this number that this article isn’t bothering to inform its readers?

  100. This reporter is a moron.

    “based on what we heard, it sounds like he is looking at a naked picture of a woman on his cellphone or texting someone”

    I for one didn’t know naked ‘pictures’ could make identifiable sounds, nor could they be confused with texting, unlike the ‘unmistakable’ sound of a zipper.

    A different version of the story could be something like this…. He unzipped his laptop and typed an email.

  102. I almost feel bad for him.. Lots of people have spanked many-a-monkey on the job..

    The weird thing is how this was discovered.. HOW!?
    Why would anyone want to review countless hours of pointless police-cab bullshit.. Only to find a poor guy in his most vulnerable state.. I really feel for this guy.. He was a civilian in this moment practically..

  109. You gotta watch this whole video, hear the whole account including what is presented as a pattern of carelessness and lack of concern on the part of his superiors, to truly appreciate the depth of “protecting and serving” inherent in this all-too-typical police department.

  111. Mike DAMN YOU!(I’m the lucky girl with the big knockers on his cell)

    I told you man a hundred times, just wait, and save it!

    Shtzzzzzz!
    (I’ve stepped in his ‘mess’ so many times, people, you just dont know!

    Cheryl

  114. Beatin my meat on the toilet seat,

    Doo Dah….Doo Dah….

    My hands got tired so I used my feet,

    Oh Dee Doo Dah Day !!!!

  117. For all the slow people here who “don’t understand the problem”, first of all this cop is masturbating on the job. If you did that at a private company in your office you’d get fired – no questions asked. Yet, this cop never got fired or disciplined.
    Second, this cop is putting public’s safety at risk while he’s texting someone but was supposed to do his job (protect the peace).
    Third, this cop is handling illegal drugs outside of his job.

    Is it still difficult to “understand the problem”??? Gee!

  118. Like any other company would… terminate this scumbag and cut off his pension… then lock him up for public obscenities. Piece of crap! Typical!

  121. Could this be a set up? When something about someone sounds unbelievably bad, do not automatically believe it. This is not a fairytale world, and ugly things are done every day. It had been done before, that people “out to get” someone will encourage and prompt a person to wrong doing, then make sure he gets caught and is punished. Yes, what the police officer did is totally wrong, but, if encouraged to do it by others, then their wrong doing is just as bad, if not worse. The horrible outcome will be that the one person is punished, but having proof of their methods, those equally as responsible will go on to harm more, probably and eventually, assuredly the innocent, of any wrong doing.

  123. He should transfer to the Pawtucket, RI Police Department. One officer got reinstated to his job after being caught doing this very same thing. Another one of their ex-officers was caught stealing money from a hooker. Eiskant would feel right at home here.

  125. Great name for the reporter who watched hours of video….

    “May the Schwartz be with you.” or “I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.”

  128. i thought ‘beat’ cops did that on the job. rumors about radar gun cops spanking their monkeys are more common than actual monkeys. that’s a hell of a lot of FELONIEs to get a ‘no contest’ plea for. cops don’t get punished the same way a citizen does which makes citizens want to punish them for real, doesn’t it

  132. He was merely polishing his pistol after he stopped at the donut shop for some donuts. They were out of cream-filled so he decided to improvise.

  134. Is anyone really surprised that this pervert cop has received no disciplinary action. I’m not. It’s very rare that police are held responsible for anything wrong that they do. I’m surprised he’s not getting a raise.

  139. This guy is going to retire on full benefits that we, the taxpayer, will have to fund for the rest of his sleaze-seeking life. He really didn’t get in any trouble. Is this who we want ‘defending’ us? If there is no consequence to behaving badly, what’s the disincentive? No punishment attracts just the kind of people we don’t want.

    The jokes are funny, but the reality is sort of frightening. We’re only seeing the tip of the iceberg.

  140. Better he’s beating his meat than beating peaceful demonstrators ! Maybe he’ll mace it too. That cop really likes his job ! And to think someone pays him while he’s doing it.

  143. While this might be a stimulating and challenging investigation for the Santa Fe Police, the police chief says his men are up for it.

  145. I like the answer given by the compliance officer when questioned about the badge #69 being issued.
    Rael said. “I suppose, but I can’t speak to that issue one way or another.”

    One way or the other. Very good answer.

  151. “…and why was Eiskant given the number sixty nine…” LOLOLOLOL what a dbag cop – if I were a taxpayer in that jurisdiction, I’d be outside his house playing the “noises” on a loop over and over and over again through a loudspeaker until this perv gives back all of his salary (seeing that he was getting paid by taxpayers to commit crimes and jack off) and is in jail and his name is just as popular as is Zimmerman’s. – Ruin HIS life, just like the many many lives that cops ruin everyday for trivial reasons.

  152. I guess this guy was a creeper and all and I don’t know his past history if he was on final warning etc…Gosh I just don’t know if he should get fired for this…reprimand possible suspension without pay counseling treatment…but fire the bloke? For rubbing one off? I don’t know…I mean under those standards Clinton should have been impeached. He didn’t even lose his marriage…strange country…sexually repressed but at same time saturated with sex…so strange…

  153. This guy has a mental problem. He cannot control his fantasy with Woman. A sex Addict. This is not uncommon for men when they look at internet porn and get hooked on it. It changes the way they think. That is why the jokes about going blind? Blind about anything but sex. Let the Dude retire, but mandate in order for him to get it, he needs to attend counseling for the problem for 3 years or spend 3 years in jail.

  160. Classic self-imposed stiff sentence and better yet an opportunity to see authority figures as they are — flawed, fallible, forlorn. Hope for the best, expect the worst. Knowing more than one law enforcement professional I can attest many represent the very best of humanity while others disappoint on many levels.

  162. One has to love how the police chief denies and obfuscates all culpability for this creep. For those who didn’t read the whole article, he is on paid leave for a number of other crimes.

    Typical police force, backing their own no matter how corrupt and vile.

  164. Wonder if prostitutes offer cops free blow jobs like donut shops and convenience stores offer them free food and coffee? This is not the first time a cop has done this and won’t be the last. Aside from stealing time, there is nothing wrong with this anyway. And what is the video doing watching the crotch of the cop? Maybe more is going on behind the camera! And why is it that these videos “disappear” when they are requested in court case discovery requests? Just as strange as the fake “drug dogs” that come out of some cops back yard and don’t “hit” but the cop yells it out anyway. Traitors, liars, thieves, and stalkers….

  166. Santa Fe is a new age mecca. The officer was probably connecting with one of the energy fields are surround the city.

  167. Another cop making things look bad for the good ones. But even so, this sick loser should have had that badge taken away long ago. These things happen all over the county. He is not the first to hound women during a traffic stop. This is why I tell my wife and daughters never drive alone especially a night when possible. They know if they are stopped to call me on their cell so I can hear the conversation. Sorry for the good cops but guys like this really ruin their image.

  168. Great, and the taxpayers end up paying the salary of a guy like this. With video evidence prosecute him, and get him off payroll and pension.

  170. and this is why we should support public unions we need more officers that jackoff all day ! they have a right to jackoff on the peoples time and steal and harrass woman its their right to be perverts in patrol cars

  172. You CANNOT trust cops. Obviously you can’t trust any of them. Give them the respect they are due, none. And their “tough” job… that’s a myth. Being a police officer doesn’t even rank into the top ten deadliest jobs in the world. I’ve worked three of the top ten most dangerous jobs in my lifetime… cops are just overgrown Hall Monitors that aren’t happy unless they are manipulating others.

  174. C’mon, people, he obviously went to the KFC drive through for lunch. He was just referring to the big juicy tender chicken breasts and fluffy biscuits! Can’t a man enjoy his lunch?

  175. BEEN THERE, you are a total Jack off loser, dont trust cops , walk a mile in there shoes, you are the reason there are police to protect everyone from the lawless lowlifes like yourself, find a bridge and jump, theyll fish you out when you surface!

  177. All jokes aside, yeah they’re humorous for sure but my second thought on this is more on a serious note. It’s kind of sad that this guy’s face and name is plastered all over the news. It’s like the media is judge and jury and dispenses shame and embarrassment. Perhaps this guy has a problem and needs a psychiatrist, but he may also have a wife, kids, etc. Can’t they just leave his name and picture out of this? If he has hurt someone else and been convicted then that’s different.

  178. Of course his “superiors” covered for him for years. They are all degenerates. That’s why they became cops, for the opportunities.

  181. Great job Sewer Stream Media! What a complete joke.

    The Federal Reserve is transferring TRILLIONS of dollars to offshore banks and into the hands of Foreign enemies – criminal banking families bent on destroying our economy.

    And you act like you just caught a mass murderer.

  182. I agree with the poster who remarked that “It’s kind of sad that this guy’s face and name is plastered all over the news. It’s like the media is judge and jury and dispenses shame and embarrassment.”

    You want to tell me that little news boy reporting the story has never jerked off? Please. He’s probably in the john at work taking care of his own little number twice a week. But give him a camera and a mic and he becomes a bully–as much as many cops do with their authority.

    I must say however, that if the average cop were all business and no ego-power trips, we wouldn’t be reading all this anti-cop rhetoric every time there’s a news story exposing a bad/stupid officer.

  188. I’m gonna be a contrarian here. Maybe the emission was involuntary. You’re worse off if you give a hoot either way. Having said that..

    The real problem is that state and local police are subsidized by the national taxpayer and have no reason to exist.
    If all public “servants” were funded locally, then only a few would be needed – leaving no time to “d!ck around” or eat do-nuts.

  190. This just shows that cops are human and can be corrupt people. Just because you are a cop does not mean you get to stick your nose up in the air. I am glad this brings the police force back to reality. What a dip, reminds me of a lot of cops in my area.

  192. Hmmmmm, I think maybe Jesse likes to spank the monkey himself and is just jealous because he hasn’t yet figured out a way to get paid for it. Ya gotta “hand” it to this cop – he shows the real American “can do me” attitude!!

  193. He’ll keep his job and full pension. Sick cops, yet another violation of our rights. The gov’t constantly violates our rights.
    They violate the 1st Amendment by caging protesters and banning books like “America Deceived II”.
    They violate the 4th and 5th Amendment by allowing TSA to grope you.
    They violate the entire Constitution by starting undeclared wars.
    Impeach Obama, support Ron Paul.

  195. Maybe he was just having phone sex while on duty. If a President can do it, why can’t a policeman? Shouldn’t we just let the officer go back to doing the work he was hired to do?

  196. Oh my heaven de Lord, this officer is NEVER gonna live this down…boy those prisoners are gonna love, love, love him during the 69 sessions!

  201. Typical blue-wall bullshit. Complaints get routed to the “compliance officer’s” desk, where they go into a black hole. Later, the chief says, “I don’t have any record of complaints about this officer.” When this one gets to a place where he can no longer ignore it, he says, “I don’t have a record of any OTHER complaints about this officer.” Hey, chief, did you bother to ask your “compliance officer?” He has a filing cabinet full of complaints, along with complaints about some of your other officers that you also “don’t have any record of.”

  204. Wow this was very disgusting but what is more sad is that he will get a slap on the wrist and an a big severance pay! Only in America huh? lol

  205. Most cops are OK guys and are underpaid for what they do. Day before yesterday I watched a solemn procession of more than a hundred officers from cities and counties all over Texas escorting one of their own in a motorcade from Austin to San Angelo where he was reared and will be buried. He was responding to a disturbance call at an Austin WalMart. When he arrived a doped and drunk scumbag, bitter about being dumped by his GF, immediately attacked, whipped out a pistol, and shot the 40 YO Austin officer in the neck, killing him and leaving two little girls without a daddy.

    There will always be a few bad ones who tarnish the reputations of the vast majority.

    This guy was obviously a stalker and a bad cop. Before his retirement in a few months he should at least be stripped of his rank and retired at minimum expense to the public.

  209. OK THe Police need to be policed this is the same garbage that keeps coming up….a group of boys who are all in on the crimes perpetrated by their own

    SERPICO!!!!!!!!! .

  213. @ Big Tex, no they are not! Most of the police officers are scumbags! If they were OK guys they would weed out the “few bad ones” that tarnish their reputations and not go over any lenght trying to protect them! If a bunch of “good” cops protect a bad one, they are all bad!

  217. And they wonder why minorities don’t trust cops! They think that their scared of us walking through their communities when it’s people like him that actually live there. They say watch out for Black guys…yea right,,,when they do the same or if not more,,,they just dont get caught or prosecuted.

  220. Wow…Let’s see multiple felonies that he pleaded NO CONTEST to…That should make actually collecting the PENSION he LMAO …WORKED SO HARD FOR….LMAO..IMPOSSSIBLE TO RECIEVE…..
    Another case of a guy thinking with the WRONG HEAD at a really bad time.

  221. I have been a Police Officer for over 20 years. I have never encountered anyone like this. Masturbating while at work?? Are you kidding me?This guy needs to be terminated from employment ASAP. He gets NO sympathy from me. He is a maladaptded screwball. That being said being a maladaptded screw ball means he has become just like all the maladaptded disgusting perverts that we police in the first place.

  223. WTF is wrong with you guys everyone has their urges and at anytime, this guy might have lack of discipline in his case and you focus in one thing he does wrong, what about everything else? what about all the lives he might have saved before and you judge him because he was masturbating in a patrol car, yes it is wrong to do it while at work but what if he was in his break, media is as stupid as everyone paying attention to it that’s why i don’t watch the news they tell you what they want and you morons believe it, have you ever hear any good news being broadcast? no, why because all of you guys only focus on the negative of people and thats whats wrong with USA, BTW for all of those whom judge don’t go home to your family acting all innocent I freaking guarantee you 98% of you have done the same or even worst at least once in your life only thing you weren’t caught so stop being such Hippocrates!!

  224. People are so fake and liars…we all jack-off everyone I caught one of my coworkers in our bathroom doing it. Everyone jacks off everyone leave the guy alone and stop trowing stones when you are not free of faults in your own lives….

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