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Joan Rivers Meets Match In Sassy Former Tenant

Things have gotten ugly between Joan Rivers, a “no-nonsense condo board president,” and one of her former tenants, Elizabeth Hazan. Rivers is seeking $200,000 in unpaid condo fees, whereas Hazan says the old broad sabotaged her stay.

“Her problem with me is that I’m young, she’s old, I’m beautiful, she’s ugly,” said 41 Hazan, who, by the way, seems neither young nor beautiful, except comparatively. “Without makeup she looks like the Joker in Batman.”

Despite her acidic wit, Rivers did not bother rejoining the nonsense.

“I can’t comment on what she’s saying” said attorney Kevin Smith. “I can tell you [the dispute] is over common charges, over $200,000 in unpaid fees and two prior actions pending. We’re looking at the latest lawsuit and preparing a response.”

Hazan is claiming that though she turned her condo into a showplace featured in Architectural Digest, Rivers “turned it into a house of horrors.”

“It’s personal between her and me. It’s been that way every since I moved in 2005. She spat in my face and called me a whore in front of my mother and brother when they were visiting me. Most mean woman you can imagine.”

She also alleges that Rivers “physically sabotaged” the condo by ripping out wires from the capable box, squeezing glue into locks, and stealing mail and packages.

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4 COMMENTS

  1. Well, any octogenarian that looks like a 30 year old should be suspect of luring Human Gentiles to the condo, sacrificing them, and drinking and bathing in their
    blood__and, based on the results it isn’t only Virgin Human Gentile blood that
    brings youth to the Super jew Martian women. And, Super jew Joan calling
    anybody a whore is like Super Jew Donald Trump calling Super jew Obama
    a crook! This whole situation must be further investigated. Maybe Joan
    had sex with Hazan and refused to suck her dick? Who knows we are force to live
    in a world controlled by a Super jew race of Telepathic, Mind Controllers, that eat Human Gentiles and hate Human sexuality. Did you ever wonder why Hugh Hefners bunnies look so plastic__no Clits baby, no Clits! Wake Up!

      • I actually met Joan Rivers in NYC over 10 years ago when I was the only homeless NASA PhD in midtown Manhattan before Trump,Clinton, Jew Lieani, and Bloomborg flew those jets into
        the real WTC! Anyway, I also met Barbar WaWa and when I shook
        her and I got an erection__Super jew witch having sex with my brain. I might be sick puppy but I’m toilet trained and I also jack
        off in toilets and urinals because sex in the big city hives is
        illegal for Human Gentiles. Oh, I can’t use the word “Toilet” on the
        Super jew net! Wake Up! The Super jews are telepathic PERVERTS!

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